See, The Lord didn't say nuthin bout gay marriage!!!

Scotty here, got this one from my Aunt (pronounced Aaah-nt not ant)

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West Virginia Ten Commandments

Some people in West Virginia have trouble with all those 'shalls' and
'shall not's' in the Ten commandments. Folks just aren't used
to talking

in those terms.. So, some folks in West Virginia got together and
translated the 'King James' into 'County' language..... no
joke, read
on...

The Hillbilly's Ten Commandments (posted on the wall at First Baptist

Church in Summersville , West Virginia ) and don't go checkin'
Snopes....who
cares if it is really there.....the message is still a
goodun'


(1) Just one God
(2) Put nothin' before God
(3) Watch yer mouth
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5) Honor yer Ma & Pa

(6) No killin'
(7) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal
(8) Don't take what ain't yers
(9) No tellin' tales or gossipin'
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff




Now that's kinda plain an' simple, don't ya think?



Y'all have a nice day.